Re: POST MORTEM more options Author: Steve Keppel-Jones author profile Email: stevekj@bnr.ca view thread Date: 1997/03/31 Forums: alt.atheism, alt.atheism.satire more headers ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [We rejoin our heroes, the Red Iguana and his faithful sidekick Ferret Boy, as they wake up from a long coma. They are in the remains of the PubeFort which has been looted by the Atheists. The Red Iguana is the first to regain consciousness.] In article <5hj7bi$122k$1@news.gate.net>, Publius writes: |> |> [He seems to be a bit woozy. Ferret Boy stirs to life next.] Ferret Boy: Ow, my head! Publius, look what happened to the PubeFort! All the equipment is gone! |> |> Ferret Boy: Publius, say something! [shakes him] |> |> |> Ferret Boy: We have to do something! We don't have any of the machines we need to disrupt the Evil Atheists! They stole the Anti-Nomologizer, the Auto-Mozumderizer and even the portable Auto-McElwainizer that we built to replace the one that was destroyed in the Pubemobile. We don't even have a FAX machine any more for heaven's sake. What are we going to do??? [Can the Masked Iguana and his Faithful Sidekick, Ferret Boy, recover from this disastrous turn of events? Tune in next time and see!] -- Steve Keppel-Jones (stevekj@nortel.ca) CLATTOR/EMAC/VAHA/BAAWA!/UAI/Atheist #54